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A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.
Look at all that Dickweed! Ut oh, they planted it to close to the Pussy Willows!!
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An autocorrect for 'dickhead' but an arguably better word. Has the same desired effect of the aforementioned term, particularly when used in conversation with others such as with one's friends or girlfriend or dog.
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The best kind of weed out there
“What kinda weed is dis?”
“Dickweed”
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A slightly comical insult (used for guys) to be used when:
1) they tell you you're being emotional.
2) they're not paying attention to you.
3) they can't keep a secret.
4) they try to fart on you.
(aka, they just be themselves)
"You still talking to him?"
"Me? No, he's a fucking dickweed."
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an ego stroking ass wipe who gives waiters a hard time and who doesn't tip
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a person (mainly guy) who is rude, annoying, a liar, or a man-whore
"Travis and Joe are suck dickweeds"!
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A dickweed is a person insignificant enough to be a weed and is also considered a dick
Billy: hey ted ur such a loser why dont u go home and cry.
Ted: shut the fuck up dickweed
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