diddly dick

Something with absolutely no use or function.

Something that does not work.

These scissors don't do diddly dick!

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diddly dong

It's that noodle between yo thighs. Most common in men. Exceptions include Donald Trump.

Adon : Bang avec les plus petit pénis dans le monde!
Ragz: LOOOOOOL
Sid: I'd laugh too if I knew what that meant
Ragz: It means "Bang has the smallest diddly dong in the world"

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diddly squat

diddly squat ain’t but nuthin’ at all

I had DIDDLY SQUAT to do with selling all that gay pornography to those terrorists!

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Diddly-do

A woman's vagina

Wow, Rachel's diddly-do is a freakin bush! When was the last time she shaved?

diddly-poo

Zero, nothing, nada. Sometimes used during post-game press conferences to describe the performance of the team, particularly on offense.

"We didn't do diddly-poo offensively." --Jim Mora Sr.

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Chip Diddly

A word used to describe a happy moment when completing an action or goal. It is often said in a southern accent, and it was created 2021-02-19 by a really cool guy.

"It's all going chip diddly!"

Chode Diddly

A penis with only a head and no shaft.

Similar to a Chode

When Anthony asked his girlfriend to "work the shaft", she laughed and made him cum.

1: Anthony's girlfriend can't give him a proper blow job because he has a Chode Diddly

2: Can be used on its own even when someone with a Chode Diddly is not present.
Ex. Usually used when ecstatic. "CHODE DIDDLY!"

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