dildo

A device that is used to substitute A male penis. Used for masturbation and relieving sexual tension and fustration. usually made of plasic, rubber or wax. anything used to substitute the male penis.

Mary used a DILDO to please herself when she was horny.
Wendy has a big black dildo
Amy has a pink rubber 8" dildo she fucks herself with.

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dildo

please tell me why the fuck you are searching this up

no im not using "dildo" in a sentence

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dildo

A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes

made for pleasure

Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch!

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dildo

a girl's best friend.

i don't need you!!!!!! I've got a dildo that is 8 inches longer than your dick!!!

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dildo

A phallic masturbation device.

Bück dich, befehl ich dir. I'm going to stick this dildo in your rear.

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dildo

sometimes confused with a lightsaber,
the Jedi Counsil denies the claim.

"We promise, these are only used as weapons, not ass toys!" - Jedi Master Yoda

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dildo

a species of tree

oh yes it is... look it up in a dictionary.

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