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a stupid person. also see dink
my god, you dink! how fricken dumb do you get?
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Second rate. Espescially, a mediocre dance studio. One that teaches enraptured youngsters in tutus about the proper use of jazz hands.
That is completely dolly dinkle!
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Dinkle Quotes are random facts about Dinkleman, written on bathroom walls of bars, restaurants, etc. Dinkle Quotes first appeared at Crunchy's, a bar near Michigan State Univeristy's campus, in late 2007. Random facts can include comments about Dinkleman being extremely hairy, the adventures his genitalia have been on, or just about anything.
Dinkle Quotes have spread around the country in various bathrooms, one has even appeared in a bathroom in London, England.
Although few know the true identity of Dinkleman, Dinkle Quotes provide tons of insight to this mysterious man.
Dinkle Quotes:
"Dinkleman has five o' clock shadow on his dick"
"Dinkleman has 17 wives... that he knows of"
"Dinkleman's dick has shaken Abe Lincoln's hand"
"Dinkleman 27 kids all named George Foreman Dinkleman"
"Dinkleman was the inspiration for the Chia Pet. D-D-D-D-Dinkleman!"
"Dinkleman has an evil twin named Jerry"
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When someone gets a sliver up their anal cavity.
Matthew: I got a dinkle dong last night when Jason and I were making a new video for slapdaddy.com, and it really hurts.
Jason: I was getting tired of fucking him, so I stuck a sliver up his ass.
Billy: That is fucked up. I am going to go stick my cock in a blender.
(Billy is bisexual)
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An endearing use of the word "hoe" when aforementioned hoe is annoying you.
"Karyn, don't be a hoe-dinkle."
A dinkle dank is a prosthetic penis in the shape of an exotic mushroom that you happen to keep in your refrigerator. You keep it in their because you have exchanged your penis for a vagina in an effort to store stuff in there, such as a katana, and make it more versatile. By doing so you have to keep your dinkle dank somewhere. In short, or long, your dinkle dank is a refrigerated prosthetic penis.
Man w/dinkle dank: Hey you have your dinkle dank on you?
Man w/out one: Nope sorry, I left it in the fridge, good thing I have my katana in place of it. You want to go eat some dog?
Man w/dinkle dank: Sure, with this dinkle dank I feel like doing anything.
Ethan Dinkle. If you couldn't already tell by the name, he's one of a kind. He's always happy and excitable and gets all the ladies, but for no mere lady he gives his heart. For that belongs to the certain few he can't have. He's musically talented and a master of video games, intelligent, and cunning, with a wit as fast as lighting. As well as he's charming, confident, friendly, and moral. I mean, the guy doesn't even cuss. WHO DOES THAT? On top, he's mostly just walking joy, but if you get close to him and he trusts you, he can be very serious should the moment arise. Otherwise Dinkle's just upbeat. And he LOVES chocolate! He is also very dedicated and trustworthy, and very hard working. And lastly...he's a prankster. I mean, did you really think someone else would get on here and write something about me? Psh, too easy.
Person reading this: Really?
Ethan Dinkle: Really. ;)