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the worst period of time in a friendship, relationship etc. When one person wants to dump the other they say that they want distance to get rid of them. Often causes a lot of pain and the feeling of heartbreak.
He said he wanted distance from me because he didn't like the way I acted.
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When someone mentions a post or message and you remember seeing it but don't remember where you saw it.
Person 1: Didn't you see that post about The Dress on Twitter?
Person 2: Oh, I think I saw that at a distance.
Person 1: Did you hear about that man doing yoga on the subway tracks?
Person 2: No way, where'd you see it?
Person 1: I don't know, I think I saw it at a distance.
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A person on the internet who refuses to make a connection or become friends with another individual based purely on the fact that there is too much geographic distance between the two.
"Eric is such a Distance Snob. He won't be friends with anyone who isn't within ten miles of his house!"
"Can you believe what a Distance Snob she is? If you aren't located in her city she deletes your friendship!"
"I used to be a Distance Snob. But that was before I realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me."
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Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.
I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.
A girl who looks extremely attractive from far away, but when she approaches, you are sorry that you rated her so highly.
-Hey dude, that girl is so hot!
-Nah bro just wait until she comes closer.
-Oh man you were right, she's just a distance dime.
Getting away from coronavirus overload. Taking a break from all of the social media and tv news reports.
Bruh, I'm so sick of CNN and KCAL 9 news' doom and gloom reporting on the coronavirus, I'm going down to Del Mar for a little SoCal Distancing.
A group of hardcore long distance runners on a track or cross country team. Although members of Distance Gang can be absolute sticks, they own the streets thanks to their excessive running. Superior to Sprinters. Sometimes reffered to as Distance Cult
Sprinter1:Bro! Let's go outside
Sprinter2:NO WAY BRO!!! DISTANCE GANG OWNS THESE STREETS!!!!
Sprinter1:But we can out sprint them
Sprinter2:FOR 3 SECONDS!!! THEN WE GET TIRED. DISTANCE GANG NEVER TIRES!!!!
Track Coach: Good work team, we have one our league. 99% of our points were scored in long distance events, thank you to Distance Gang. Also, don't forget to pay your protection fees.
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