DMV

District, Maryland and Virginia*. The area where everyone knows each other or at least follows them on ig (instagram). We hardly go to the national monuments, but always make fun of the tourists as we drive by. Transportation includes the Metro and Uber...food of choice is Chipotle and Chik-fil a. Some of us may of had the privilege to meet President Obama, but we all see him helicopter over our schools during recess. Everyone talks about how good their football or lacrosse team is but no one across the bridge understands why soccer is a spring sport in VA....we have our own slang and act like we are from the streets, but most of us live in the suburbs.

*northern Virginia

"Where are you from?"
"The DMV yo"

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DMV

An updated version of going postal...going dmv. Since the dept of motor vehicles is so fun and the people are so fucking pleasant. You always leave that place pissed off.

If these lawyers don't call me back today, I'm gonna go DMV on their asses!!!!

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DMV

abbr.: Department of Motor Vehicles.

"I've been to hell and I spell it, I spell it DMV." - Primus

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A nickname for the Washington Metropolitan Area.

If you don't live in the following areas:

Washington DC, Prince George's County MD, Montgomery County MD, Alexandria VA, Arlington County VA, Fairfax County VA, then YOU ARE NOT from the DMV.

On a good day, a Waldorf (Charles County MD) native MIGHT be able to get away with saying they're from the DMV.

Living in Virginia or Maryland alone DOES NOT make you a DMV native. I don't know who needs to hear this, but Baltimore and Richmond ARE NOT in the DMV.

The easiest rule of thumb in determining if you're in the DMV is simple: If WMATA operates there. Buses AND Trains.

A: Yo where you from?
B: I'm from the DMV, born and raised.
A: Oh word? My dad's from Capitol Heights.
B: Kiiill. 😂😂😂 I grew up in Seat Pleasant.

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The D.C, Maryland and Virginia area. The area with some of the hottest gangs and up-coming artists like Scrilla, Bigg Trilla, Moe tha star and others. The home of Shy Glizzy, Simba and more.

Person A: I'm from the Dmv
Person B: That's whats up nigga

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Department of Motor Vehicles. The William Shakespeare of the worst place to wait in line for!!!!

I can't believe I had to wait in line for 2 hours to get a new fucking ID!!! I piss on the DMV's face!

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DMV

Department of Motor Vehicles

Often a place where trashy people and immigrants go to hang out.

You can also get your license there, though it's rare.

I almost hit a bitch in the parking lot at the DMV.

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