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When a female can't stay in a relationship because she's a whore, so instead of admitting to being a whore she claims to be working on improving herself while in all reality is doing nothing to improve herself but sucking and fucking every guy who says hello to her.
Yeah girl, we didn't work out. I'm just doing me ya know?
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When you see a hot girl and you want her to do you, you lay down on the ground on your back, you bring your feet up past your head (so your crotch is in your face) and you have your butt facing up, you put both hands on your butt cheeks, and rock forward and back screaming "Deh, Deh!" Then you jump up and scream "Do Me!"
Joe: Man, that girl's hot!
Matt: Yeah, I wish I knew something to attract her attention.
Joe: Just do The Do Me!
Matt: Great idea!
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when a female says 'do me' it means you have to fuck her clit until it bleeds. you also have to make her cry.
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It means to ask for a favor of any sort without describing what it is .
Hey I'm heading out later can you do me a flaver ?
"Fuck me now."
"Let's have sex now."
"Baby, I'm so hot for you. Do me now."
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While surfing internet porn you view a new position or technique that appeals to you, so you write it on your partner's To Do-me List.
Travis wrote "piledriver" on Kathleen's To Do-me List after seeing it performed on his favorite porn site.