An afl team experiencing currently in white hot form. most commonly known as the underachiever, finally "kicking ass" in the league but still receiving feeble negative comments from supporters of rival homosexual club the west coast eagles, such as "eagles are better cos we won the premiership 12 years ago".....need i say more
"man what was the team who just belted the eagles by 10 goals?"
"ohh that was the dockers, there fucking awesome"
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alternative to townie. people who wear fake bright yellow burberry, helly hansen, kickers etc
'look at those fuckin dockers'
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An insulting term or slang to use against one who rips valuable socks, usually Nike Elites.
You see those guys elites?
Yeah, he's a total docker.
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some one who partakes in docking on a regulr basis! usually on a saturday night!
famous for the phrase 'once you dock you just cant stop'
john - what you been upto???
Adam - went for a spliff and a night of heavy docking! once you dock you just cant stop!
john - your a proper docker you!
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Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you
Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker
When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!
( ex. 1 )
Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!
Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!
Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?
Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...
( ex. 2 )
Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?
Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.
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