Dog Food

1. A hard, crunchy substance fed to dogs and small children. Usually in a bag with a dog on the front. Which in some cultures can be considered false advertising.
2. A wet substance in cans with a foul odor. Fed to dogs for a treat. Or eaten by the elderly.

"Dude.. this dog food isn't made out of dog"
"Wtf, false advertising."

Grandma is costing us an arm and a leg. Let's just feed her dog food. She'll never know the diffrence.

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Dog food

Male genitalia, penis

Person 1: Wow Timmy has REALLY big dog food!
Person 2: Yeah he is packin!

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Dog food

Knowledge of the blood gang or history of the blood gang

Aye dogg come over tonight and feed me some dog food so i can rank up

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Dog Food

bay area slang used to describe cocaine.

i was getting real hyphy off the dog food with keak, but my nose started runnin'

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Dog Food Lid

When reversed, it spells "dildo of god."

Person 1: Got a dog food lid?
Person 2: Yeah, totally.
*immense sexual actions occur*

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dog food enema

The process of (by any means) filling someones anal cavity with moist dog food and enjoying the pungent stench that follows the excretion of the sloppy anal smegma.

Lucy is a nasty girl, she made me give her a dog food enema

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Dog Food Gangstas

A group of street thugs borne from the recent Strong Band Email from Ry-guy, who closed his email with the tag line. "peace out my dawg foo gangsta yo" with the Great and Awexome Strongbad mistook as Dog Food Gangsta, which spurred him to ask, "Ought I be offended"

"Dog Food Gangstas:
Canned or Dry,
We Neva Die"

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