Alexzandria

Bringer of darkness and suffering.

Example: Alexzandria, Apocalypse, they 're basically identical.

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Jesuis Christ

Commonly misspelled as "Jesus Christ," Jesuis Christ is a baguette seller from Canada, idolized by his fan-base known as "The Christians" for his amazing baking skills. Sadly, he was killed by his father, who then wrote his son's biography, including the gruesome facts that he was his own son's killer, and raped Jesuis' mother.

Jesuis Christ : hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower

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Dog Food Lid

When reversed, it spells "dildo of god."

Person 1: Got a dog food lid?
Person 2: Yeah, totally.
*immense sexual actions occur*

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mmwyc

MMWYC is simply "Message me when you can", shortened for the lazies of the world.

Alternatively, MWYC means "Message when you can"

Person 1: Good night, MMWYC tomorrow!
Person 2: Okay, you MWYC too, ya hear?