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When you don't have anything to say or think
Them : " So what is your motivation ? "
Her : " I don't have think "
A humorous phrase that is used as a response to someone getting unnecessarily upset and overly dramatic in public over something small or insignificant . It is intended to point out to the person being dramatic that they are engaging in bad behavior and/or acting over the top and encourages them to chill out and laugh it off instead. It is a more humorous and laid back version of "calm down" or "it's not that big of a deal, relax."
Adolescents which were named Taylor Cornell, Analise Borgatti, and Augusta Melander invented this phrase in the year of 2004 stemming from an event they were involuntarily subjected to.
The event that triggered the phrase "don't have a hernia" unfolded when the English teacher, Mr. Carlyle, had a sudden mental meltdown when his usual white board marker ran out of ink while he was writing, which he responded to by dramatically yelling "I hate my life!" at the same time as he angrily threw the inkless whiteboard marker across the room, after which Mr. Carlyle then proceeded to firmly and with deliberate brute strength engaged in slapping himself across the face in front of the entire freshman english classroom who sat horrified in front of him...without even so much as an apology, laughing, or even explaining why he was so upset.
Person 1" I hate my life! Bobby hasn't texted me back!"
Person 2 "it's only been fifteen minutes until you texted him. "Don't have a hernia"!!!
*laughs together*
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just cancel it; we don't want to be here anyway; I'm tired of yall not supporting things.
Yall let me know what you're gonna do because we don't have to have it.
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A child's lament over parent's refusal to add video game equipment to their already ridiculous collection of electronic gadgetry.
Dad: Wii Fit
Mom: Wii Iron Chef
Cousin: Wii Karaoke
Emma: Wii Don't Have One
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when a boy says that he 'dosn't have time for this Lance', he sometimes means he does have time, he is just not ready to accept his feelings.
You could say ''I don't have time for this lance'' but you would be lying
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The biggest lie in history
EVER.
Kid: Do you have any gum?
You: (checks, and does actually in fact have gum) No, sorry I don't have any gum.
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