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Whilst your girlfriend fellates you onboard an enemy helicopter, slowly insert a standard NES controller into her anus. Upon reaching orgasm, yank the controller out as quickly as possible. Then, hurricane kick her through the open helicopter hatch, shouting after her, "Marian does it better, bitch!"
"So, yeah, the old lady and me had some angry make-up sex on the way to Cuba. I gave her the ol' Double Dragon, and I didn't see her until breakfast."
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When a person has an intestinal sickness and is vomiting and defecating at the same time, often having to pick up the waste bin and hold it in their lap while sitting on the toilet.
"Sorry man, I can't come... I'm playing Double Dragon."
"Yo! You can't miss this for a stupid video game! That's super irresponsi--"
"No, man- the bathroom kind of Double Dragon..."
"Oh. Shit. Sorry, man. Get better soon."
Two tissues/napkins placed between the inner thigh and leg fabric of boxer briefs (this type of underwear is required) tucked snugly against the skin. Their purposes is to wick sweat during activity and to prevent chafing.
Dude, make sure you've got your double dragons before we go out dancing, or you're going to hate yourself tomorrow. Maybe even bring a set of spares. Remember your baby powder.
the highest level of awesome
or having sexual relations with two or more females.
(which is considered the highest level of awesome)
matt- yo josh guess whati just did!
josh- what?!
matt- two chicks at the same time!!!
josh & matt- DOUBLE DRAGON!!!!
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One male sits naked attempting to perform oral sex on himself. Another person sits on the shoulders of the first male, also naked and defecates down thier back. A long deep moan is encouraged from both parties to complete this act on its entirety.
Did you see Kevin and jake last night? I walked in on them performing a doubled dragon !
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When two men urinate in the same toilet or urinal at the same time. Usually used in a joking fashion when one mentions aloud the need to urinate.
"Hey man, I'll be right back--gotta piss."
"Me too, wanna double dragon?"
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two in the pink, two in the stink (arshole). An alternate verson of the very popular "shocker".
"wow" said Megan "thats not the shocker"
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