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douchebaggery

An act of total douche.

One would recognize 'douchebaggery' by the way in which one speaks, dresses, walks, or behaves around other human beings.

There is no douchebaggery to be found here.
or..
I have had it with all of your douchebaggery!
or..
"I feel bad for laughing at that" " Don't worry,laugh if you will, for there is no douchebaggery to be found."

by David and Rebecca of HAPPY 3AM July 3, 2009

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douchebaggery

a douchebag commits acts of douchebaggery

Douchebag1: let's go douchebagging douchebag2!

Douchebag2: OK douchebag1. let's go commit acts of douchebaggery!

by Samui Kitsune December 2, 2007

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douchebaggery

1) The actions associated with being a douchebag possibly including, but not limited to, the following:

Popping the collar of a polo shirt, saying outdated expressions such as "that's hella cool" and "I just pwned your ass for the 34th straight game", the styling of the hair with a buttload of product, constantly saying the word "dude" with varying pronunciations, acting in a manner that generally pisses other people off except other douchebags, waiting in the car while your girlfriend/wife goes inside and does all the grocery shopping, throwing gangster signs and sideways piece symbols in photos and greetings/goodbyes, acting in a careless and stupid manner, farting in public, growing ridiculous facial hair like Nick Swisher, cranking up rap masic thru massive subs at stop lights, lighting up a cigar in a no-smoking casino, and generally doing things that good, upstanding men/women would not do.

Porter: You know who's a douchebag? You're a douchebag, Brad.

Brad: Sometimes you act like a complete and total douchebag. Your douchebaggery knows no bounds, even by normal douchebag standards.

by jackolanternteeth March 12, 2010

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douchebaggery

Let's break this down. a douchebag is a jackass. an a hole. a loser. a bastard. you get it, no?

"Oh man, Brian's such a jerk, he's very proficient in the subject of douchebaggery"

by Amanda November 1, 2004

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douchebaggery

The actions of a person who is a huge douchebag, who exhibits these qualities too frequently.

The midget down the hall is guilty of extreme douchebaggery. Everything he is does is queer. I would love to punch him in his face for his sin of douchebaggery.

by TheRealestOne February 19, 2009

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douchebaggery

An act involving the skill or prowess of a douchebag.

Matt: Dude that guy totally jipped you from the team! That sucks man.

Abby: Yeah dude, it was total douchebaggery.

Matt: Yeah, I hate that douchebag.

by Abbyjabby October 13, 2009

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douchebaggery

The art of being a douchebag

I'm tired of all her douchebaggery, that girl is gonna get it.

by Pickle G September 1, 2008

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