The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are a douce bag.
John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douce bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douce bagery on one level or another.
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Yo son! dont fuck wit me loc, or ill shub a double douce up ur ass
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A person being an asshole. The toilet paper that gets left in the vagina usually found during intercourse. The dried up white crispies you find around your junk after a good night of sex. The cum stain that women get in their panties after receiving a long night of loads.
Man, DJ was talking wreckless at lunch today, he was being a real douce cookie.
I was going down on the wife lastnight, much to my suprise i came up with a mouth full of douce cookies.
If you wake up in the morning after a long night of drinking and wander if you scored with that chick the night before just look down and see if you have any signs of douce cookies.
Sheyla was taking a piss and found douce cookies in he panties.
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A douche is like a toothbrush after you have sex. A girl uses it to clean themselves out. A douchebag is what all the crap goes into.
Man, my girlfriend decided she had to use a douche after we had sex!
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Large truck with 6 wheel drive, usually owned by the millitary to hall people or cargo
You see that douce an a half go through all that mud?
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pulled up in the club with the douce twos gleeming.
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A sad, little boy who spends his Saturdays coming up with definitions to put on this site because everyone at school likes him but never invites him to do anything
Me, Book-TV, and anything else that is boring
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