gleeming

To be looking good and to be showing off; flexing; on point.

My baby girl was gleeming today

GleeMS

"glee mania syndrome"

a mental condition that occurs at periods of great excitement while watching the show "Glee"; the afflicted is easily pissed off when bothered or spoken to during these periods of time, and all those doing the bothering/talking are at risk of being flipped-out on.

SIGNS OF GleeMS: twitching, not breathing/blinking/, talking to the screen/themselves, eyes are often glued to the screen in suspense

"Laura."
"(silence)"
"Laura!"
"(silence)"
"OMFG, LAURA!!!"
"AAGH!! WILL YOU SHUT-UP!? WILL AND EMMA ARE ABOUT TO KISS, GAWD!! GET A FREAKING AND LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY!!"
"Oh, sorry, I'll remember not to bother you when you're GleeMSing."

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Gleem

The act of sexually sticking a gerbal up a man's butthole or a womans vagina. To be successful, the head must be shoved in first so the gerbal crawls in willingly.

Bro, things she started moaning when I gleemed her last night!
Don't bend over or I just might gleem you!

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gleem

n.
A person or act regarded as greatly inferior.

A retard or loser

Jessica, you're a total gleem and nobody likes you.

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Gleems

Thick man legs

He walked around in shorts to show off his gleems.

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Gleemed

IE - Gleeming. The act of blowing one's load on a toothbrush, then proceeding to brush someone's teeth.

"Maaan shit got freaky last night. I gleemed her."

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Spoof Gleem

A woman who's beauty blinds people, her eyes can stare into your soul, her hair resembles the locks of God's Angels, her skin makes her body illuminate as if some deity is casting an ever glowing light on her, her teeth are as white as snow... She's every mans dream girl

Melissa: If you had one wish what would it be?

Peter: On the beach with a bag full of lettuce and a Taiwanese Spoof Gleem

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