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A full erection in combination with a leakage of pre-cum.
After the arrival of his stunning lover, it was not long before Dave had driftwood.
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Driftwood is a partial erection, or a half flaccid/half erect phallus. This is commonly acquired while one is interrupted during sexual activity. It can be confused with a "Broner," however, it is not the same.
I was about to bang this chick last night but then I got Driftwood and couldn't. At least she gave me a blowchub.
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When a penis is only halfway erect
i expected morning wood, but when i awoke i was mildly amused that i only had driftwood.
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The guy, or guys, that you meet and have sex with while you're at the beach. They, and their "wood", drift in and out of your life for the day/night, the week, the summer - however long you're in a beach environment.
Hey Cutie K, let's to the beach next week and pick up some shells and driftwood.
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Driftwood Vagina is a condition when a case of Splinter Pussy goes untreated for a length of time. Symptoms include; moldy smell, moss, and termites. People who suffer from Driftwood Vagina would often continue to leave their condition uncured as they were a dumb bitch to get Splinter Pussy in the first place.
Fred realized Selma had Driftwood Vagina when he pulled out with a caterpillar eating a leaf off his dick.
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When your sister, who is also your cousin, wants to be pegged on the Kentucky riverbanks, but the tide rises too high before you can finish
Dad: Son, can you go milk the goats?
Son: Sorry Dad, Bertha Mae was asking for some Kentucky Driftwood and low tide started two hours ago!
Dad: Well do what you gotta and be back before sunset.
Driftwood Crips is one of most powerful gangs in Toronto Canada
Its really Driftwood Crips vs everybody