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The state you're in when you won't give two shits about what you say. You will be fucking uninhibited and won't give a shit what anyone thinks. You will be happy and motherfucking confident. You will be sippin dranks and feeling like a baller. Euphoria on a scale of 1 to 10: a motherfuckign 10................
So give it up to alcohol, bitches. this shit is legit, and deserves fucking respect, (that bottle of sailor jerrys was fucking good by the way)
Nigger. if you dont like alcohol, you can just kill yourself cause your iq is in the negatives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some kid was drunk and decided to publish his definition to UrbanDictionary just for the fuck of it.
So go ahead, give me the thumbs up or thumbs down. I could care less
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When you fall over when trying to brush your teeth.
Haha he/she fell over, they are drunk.
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Given too much alcohol by your friends or other people. Everyone buying you drinks and shots when you only went to have "a couple." (You know it's hard to tell them you don't want it when they already bought it and it's just sitting right there in front of you...might as well drink it right?) Like getting drugged only you get drunked.
"I'm sorry I'm home so late, but it's not my fault. I got drunked!"
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Someone who drinks as much as an alcoholic but doesnt having a problem
Person 1. You bloody alcoholic.
Person 2. Im not an alcoholic, im a drunk. Alcoholics goto meetings.
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Larry Williams from St John Bosco high school and his father Big Larry. Here are a few things these guys said.
"At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted to hear all my life. "My dad owns a liquor store."
"I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast"
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading"
He's such a drunk, the President of Budweiser Inc sends him a birthday card
He so drunk the whole bar greets him by name when he comes in
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The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol.
OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.
Aw man! I'm so drunk that your neighbours dog is the hottest darn woman I've ever seen. Now I'm gunna go rag her in the back yard.
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when you have to close one eye to keep people from splitting in two.
You just drank a boot full of alcohol, you should be drunk or dead, so you decide it's a good idea to hit on that seven which is now a nine. To keep from falling over and or vomiting you close one eye to keep that nine from becoming an 18.
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