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Getting a blowjob from someone who is taking a dump and the same time while you are eating a donut.
Dude - I had the most wonderful Dumpkin Donut this morning. The old lady blew me while she was taking a dump and I was eating a donut at the same time.
Childish Lancastrian insult denoting an acute lack of intelligence. Believed to originate from a portmanteau of the names of famous newcaster David Dimbleby and Trumpkin, from 80s fantasy film Labyrinth.
Person 1: You know, I kinda believe what that Jeffrey Archer guy's saying...
Person 2: Jesus, you're such a divvy dumpkin...
Petting your dog while taking a shit.
An example of a Hairy Dumpkin: The dogs are attracted to the smell, so they come in to get some pets and a nasty smell fix at the same time.
"Frumpy Dumpkins" is a generic name used to describe the "ugly girl" that wants to be hot in any society. "Frumpy" is used to describe her fugly, lumpy, or bumpy self while "dumpkins" is implying that she is the type of girl you'd dump or find in a dump.
There also used to be a clothing line at frumpdumpkins.com that is stylish clothing for the not so stylish female.
"Look Zach is hanging around ole Frumpy Dumpkins over there in the quad."
I got my new shirt at Frumpy Dumpkins house last Wednesday!
That girl is a lil frumpy & a lil dumpy so she is Frumpy Dumpkins.
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a term often associated with something being very cool. comes from the term "sweet swizzly-dumpkins" and can be used as a stand-alone phrase, or shortened simply to "Swizzlies" in nearly any context.
Hector says: B-Rizzle, i copped that fettuccinni new Mac Dre album!
B-Rizzle says: swizzly-dumpkins, cuzzin!
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When the giver of a blumpkin dumps a turd at the same time the receiver empties his bowels and ejaculates
Myself and my partner both enjoy each others shit smell and that is why I invented the blumpkin dumpkin
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n. 1. A person who is very snug and cuddly. 2. One who loves to snuggle. 3. One who has a cute, puppy-like quality and is very comforting.
Also known as, "snuds" for short.
"He is such a snuddely dumpkin, I just want to cuddle him all night!"
"He's my snuddely dumpkin, he always makes me feel better"
"He is so warm and cozy, what a snuddely dumpkin!"
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