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A game that makes people think that they are gun experts after playing.
Person 1: "Look at this dude. It's an original AK47!"
Person 2: "You're a fucking idiot. It's clearly an AK74U with a retractable stock, dumbass."
Person 1: "Shut the fuck up, you play Call of Duty."
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Older Military term for Duty Ended Return from Overseas aka you are going home!
Hey, I have my duty DEROS orders! Free at last!!!
A paper dollar bill used to wipe your ass if you happen to run out of toilet paper and have some "mad" money on you. Recyclable and washable , also good for the environment.
It was Bucks lucky day! There was only one gas station in 100 miles and he had to take the worst dump. He ran into the bathroom and pooped so quickly he didn't happen to notice the toilet paper was all gone. Luckily he had shoved a duty dollar in the front of his overalls in the pocket after getting a fish sandwich from the previous gas station.
An amazing way to keep your virginity
Girl: Hey, you wanna come over?
Guy: Nah im playing call of duty
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The act of waking up on a day off to play Call of Duty BEFORE dressing oneself...
You're on your way over now?! Gimme about five minutes to grab some pants, finishing up a game of Nudie Duty...
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When you sniff so much cocaine throughout the night and you finally go home to try and sleep but end up staring at the ceiling until early hours in the morning on ceiling duty.
Had such a good night last night out with the boys but once I got home in bed I spent the rest of the night on ceiling duty.
It's an expression to say you've got to do something. To do your duty or when something reminds you to do your duty.
An simple example of this is:
When your you're chilling on a sofa and suddenly your baby starts crying and you gotta check it out, then you might say: Oops! Duty calls!!
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