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eBay

A place where you buy things you never thought you'd need.

A place where you sell things you never thought you could.

"what should i do with this snot-filled tissue?"
"why not sell it on ebay, last one went for ยฃ20"
"well, f*** me!"

by Prem Shah September 14, 2006

43๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


eBay

A place where you can get a lot of nice expensive things for cheap. Also, the only place you can buy something for 50 cents and pay 6 dollars for shipping. Also, the only place people will sell you something you can download for free of the internet for 10 dollars plus 6 dollars shipping.

A used pink bathrobe
A rare mint snowglobe
A Smurf TV tray
I bought on eBay

by HelloJane December 31, 2004

29๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


ebay

corporate assholes who want to charge you to for using there website as a yardsale.

damnit, my account got suspended because i didnt pay my 5 billion dollar worth of ebay fees for listing a one dollar porno

by i got a bad case of duck butter May 10, 2008

297๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž


eBay

internet site where you can unload all the useless shit you don't want anymore, even half used stuff, and people will pay you for it. Whoohoo!

I got $25 on eBay for that skanky perfume i used to wear, some people will buy anything!

by straight edge June 30, 2004

114๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


ebay

The biggest scam on the internet. People sell things and buy things through a billionaire's website. If you're a seller you get screwed, when a 'customer' buys an item, pays, and you send it to them. They file a claim that they never recieved it and Paypal jacks the money out of your account, even though they sent the item out already. If you're a customer, you buy something from a 'seller' and send them your money, and you never get what you pay for, or its all broken, used, a piece of shit, or ruined, or something worse than anything you could buy at a garage sale or the Salvation Army.

"I got ripped off on ebay."

by sternwise October 2, 2006

145๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


ebay

A internet site where you can buy cheap junk with expensive postage from sellers who only make enough to pay the fees. The play ground for chiense scammers and greedy CEOs. For further definitions see internet scams

Ebay buy a $30 dollar kettle for only $0.99 + $29 postage
Ebay Bargain 8 gig MP4 only $50 may only be a 1 gig player and may not work but what a bargain

by Pommy Tony April 6, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ebay

Perhaps the only site on the internet where you can get a quarter for a dollar.

Here, you can get this cheap and fragile toy, a three cent value, at a starting bid of just ten dollars.

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

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