Usually a really fat guy who acts gay. Normally has a lot of girlfriends to cover up the fact that he loves cock.
Person 1: There's Eliot!
Person 2: He's so fat and gay!
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An ugly creepo who keeps jokes going for way too long and he probably likes you and your best friend and any girl that gives him attention. He doesn't really have a sense of style and kind of reminds you of a cow. He is pretty friendly and interesting to talk to, but he's kind of a weirdo and is super arrogant. He also thinks he's super smart (he is probably) but kind of makes you feel bad about it.
Person #1: Hey how did Eliot know where I was?
Person #2: He asked everyone about you and your whereabouts
Person #1: He's such a lil creepo
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A ready and sweaty Japanese man who likes his rice. he isn't very attractive
Eliot is not attractive
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The kinkiest mf in the world, she a big tiddy goth gf so look out for your local Eliots gamer boys and girls
girl 1: woah she got big tiddies
girl 2: yeah she an Eliot
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Eliot is the name of a fruity boy with a shriveled up chode that likes to talk a lot of shit but never actually does anything to back it up
βYo you heard of that kid Eliotβ
βYeah he was talking a lot of hot, he got a shrimp thoughβ
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A small, quiet, usually peaceful town in southern Maine. A portion is on the Piscatiqua River... Has great history, and many kind people living there. Even the 'busy' neighborhoods are nice and clean. It's the kind of place where everyone waves to each passerby, even if you dont know them. It has, like nothing going on, but it's in the middle of all the big surrounding cities.
I'm gonna go load my boat into the Piscatiqua at Dead Duck in Eliot, Maine. Wanna come and walk on the beach..?
Eliot is a very cool, sexy, and likable man with a chiseled jawline, and a MASSIVE phallus. He has a 6 pack, and is absaloutely goated at skating. Also his clothes are sopping wet. Not from peeing himself, heβs just dripped out from head to toe.
eliot pomeroy is the name of a man with a very large phallus.
βOh look Samantha, there goes eliot pomeroy. I heard his phallus is very large.β