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A disease that can only be acquired through injections. Symptoms include: walking bowlegged, feelings of euphoria, a sudden urge to buy Elliot snickerdoodle cookies, diarrhea.
When Adam woke up after the injection that was given to him in bed the night before, he was compelled to call the cookie guy for elliot.
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The kind of person that you want to be your best friend. They are funny and light up a room with their smile. They can make anyone smile. You are lucky to have an Eliot as your friend, they also have the only rational way to spell the name.
Person 1: Hey why is everyone laughing?
Person 2: Eliot is here.
Person 1: OHHH.
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Eliot is the fucking sexiest person every. He has long dirty blond hair and amazing blue eyes. He is a little annoying but kind at heart. He also has the biggest dick in the world. He is tall and is also an amazing runner. If you have an Eliot in your life, grab him and never let go. If you do you'll regret it.
Girl1: whos that hottie in the corner?
Girl2: Oh thats ELIOT hes so popular around here
Girl3 (Faints)
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The most amazing guy in the world. The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. You can't help but smile when you think of him. He's unreplaceable. He gives the best hugs in the world. Sometimes you might question if he's sincere when he tells you that you're special or when he says I love you, but once you're with him he'll show you what he means. If you're lucky enough to get a guy named Eliot, don't lose him... he's irreplaceable
"I have the best boyfriend in the world!😊" "Is his name Eliot?😕" "Yassss" " Oh, well that makes sense👌"
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The name parents give to their son when they want to name him Elliot but feel that there aren’t enough letters in the world to go around.
Dad: I want to name our son Elliot but I think we can save some letters.
Mom: I was thinking that as well, sometimes there just aren’t enough to go around. So let’s name him Eliot.
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