The star of Cooking With Too Much Salt.
Bam! Bam! Bam!
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When you are doing a girl from behind, and you are about to ejaculate, you say "It's time to take it up a notch," stab her in the back with a peper shaker and yell, "BAM!"
Dude 1: "Watching food network makes me hungry"
Dude 2: "Watching food network makes me horny! I need to give some girl the Emeril!"
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When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dogโs shock collar to your junk and yelling โbam!โ every time you hit the zapper.
I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.
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Your playing just the tip and BAM! You ram it in her
Last Night Mike made laura cry by giving her the emeril surprise
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man who knows how to kick food up a notch
as i was walking the streets last night i mistakenly ran into a strange man named emeril lagasse
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When during fellatio, a guy who is about to climax grabs the back of the girl's head and slams her down onto his crotch, creating a "deepthroat" position while yelling, "BAM!"
My girlfriend was sucking me off so hard last night, that I decided to give her an Emerill Injection.
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the emeril chef is where you are doing a girl from behind. when you are about to cum pull out and spit on her back. mean while finish up in your hand. when she turns around throw the load in her face saying "bam!!". in remeberance of the true eneril chef.
man i heard you gave lisa the old emeril chef last night.
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