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Errand shirt

A shirt worn to give the appearance of being older than the wearer actually is. Often used to purchase alcohol, or get into clubs, etc.

Tom: Hey Mike can you get us some beer for the party?
Mike: Sure just let me go get my errand shirt.

by Jake "Hairy" S June 28, 2008


run errands

A trip to get or do something, especially for something you don't really like to do or have to do for someone else. It's not like shopping!

Sorry I cannot see you now I have to run errands.

by Aaadrian September 7, 2006

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American errands

Generally GTL. Can be used as an expansion of GTL to include mani/pedi, haircut. Any set of errands that are meant to make fresh.

First thing to do to get on your A game; American errands.

by JerseyJoe January 21, 2012


Online Errands

Things you need to do online but don't really want to - much like regular errands:

- Respond to emails you got over the week, but checked on the phone and was too lazy to respond
- Pay bills online
- Respond to facebook messages
- Reject people who keep trying to add you on facebook
- Submit resumes

Damn, I got so much online errands to do, I have to stay up til 3am on a Sunday night.

by Busy Guy March 28, 2011


French Errand

To aquire a large portion of drugs or money by the sale of drugs. Typically refering to marijuana.

"Hey ill be right back I need to run a French errand"

Person one: "Bro, howd you get all that money?"
Person two: "Oh you know, I ran a French errand"

by Maximillianare December 29, 2018


Errand date

Can be pronounced with two "d"s (e.g., errand date) or one โ€œdโ€ (e.g. errandate).

Noun. A romantic outing involving two people where one or both of the participantsโ€™ central or peripheral motivation is the search for and/or purchase of goods. Due to time constraints, the drudgery or enjoyment of shopping for household items and groceries, and/or the desire to make cooperative purchases, this type of outing is often undertaken by couples after a committed relationship is established. However, just as errands can be mistaken for a leisure activity (see definition of โ€œerrandโ€), the errand date can be mistaken by the person in search of goods as an enjoyable activity for their companion. Suggesting or partaking in this type of date prior to the establishment of a relationship (i.e., during the courtship stage) is tacky, selfish, and a strong clue that the person in search of goods is not able or willing to set aside time centered around getting to know a romantic partner.

For our first date, this guy asked me if I wanted to go to IKEA with him. An errand date for a first date? I think not.

by water_woman April 3, 2008

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fool's errand

A special errand given to new employees.

The new lab technician was sent ten floors to the basement store to get a bucketful of benzene rings.
Storeman: What kind would you like? Ortho, Meta, Para?
Technician: Er, dunno.
Storeman: You need to go back upstairs and ask your boss...

by Kerb November 29, 2004

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