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One who buys most groceries from the frozen foods section.
Grocery stores love these people, as their cooking inability keeps them coming back to the longest shelf-life, highest profit-margin area of the store.
Brandon is an Eskimo, he lives on frozen pizza, nuggets, and Hot Pockets.
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1) Freezing your hand by placing it in a freezer or snowbank and then beating off.
2) Getting a hand job by a bitch with cold hands.
1) Na I'm cool, I'm just gona go home and give myself a quick eskimo before assing out.
2) Oh shit bitch! This eskimo is making my dick look small! Warm those hands up first!
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not to be mistaken for an insult. unless your calling an indian that comes from a wide spread term for alaskan natives. also known as drunks.
hello mr. eskimo
i ain't no eskimo, i'm gonna kick you ass boy
lets have some eskimo ice cream
sounds good!!
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a fat girl that doesn't get cold in freezing water.
look at the fkin eskimo out there in the 40degree water. shes got so much fat on her, she doesn't get cold.
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When a woman quits a sexual act before a man can ejaculate, resulting in blue balls.
Oh man. She came and didn't even let you finish? That girl eskimoed you.
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Suck ass band only after your money.
Vinnie: Can you come to my show and support ...And The Eskimo
Person: No, I cant make it
Vinnie: Can you still buy a ticket?
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