TP

Tit Pic sent in texting/sexting. A picture of the female party's breasts unceremoniously taken with a mobile phone, to be viewed on the male party's mobile phone.

BigDaddy69: Hey baby hey baby hey, any chance you can send a tit pic?
HoneyBunz69: idk lol
----later that evening-------
BigDaddy69: 'Nite babe. Dont forget- TP
----next day, in real life-----
hey guys, I was sexting with this slut last nite, look at this TP!

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sobomb

Derivative of "da bomb". Use like "so cool"

Coined by Maggie Crispin in a tweet, and aired in a Taco Bell commercial.

"Monday's a holiday"
"Sobomb!"

"These tacos have Doritos as shells"

"Sobomb!

extruding

Pooping from a great height into a toilet below.

Ray climbed on top of the stall dividers and extruded a huge log into the toilet below. It landed on target with a mighty splunk. Extruding is fun!

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slushed

Drunk on wine, especially wine slush but any sort of wine. A bit beyond tipsy, but not inebriated.

Dude, your mom is hitting on me.
Sorry, my dad's a geezer and she's slushed on box wine.

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Paper Towel

Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.

This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.

Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!

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Breathing In Fire

Placing a bag of cocaine over one's head, such that all the cocaine within must be snorted before air can be inhaled.

Vic was so bummed by the bad news he started breathing in fire

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afrocentric

An awkward, pseudo-PC way to say "black"

Officer, three big men dressed in baggy black clothes took my purse!

Were they...afrocentric?

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