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Extremely good looking
Ripped
Tall
Usually has blue eyes
Hey Euan
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An emotional leach that doesn't like fruit and slowly saps your will to live. if seen, do not attempt to make contact, as it may endanger your life. Instead, buy a necklace made of apples to repel this shuffling creep. Does not like being called Edwin.
Euan: hi
random person: stay back leach! you can not sap my will as long as i have this necklace of apples with me!
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A stinky fucking useless cunt who literally reeks of pure shit! Or and adjective implying that you stink!
He stinks like euan today ........ he has euan breath
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Euan is an angry dude with short mans syndrome, he tries to compensate for his lack of size with items such as large trucks. He is competitive and will F* someone up if they try to defeat him. He doesn’t need anyone and prefers to be a lone wolf, often abandoned them. If you ever meet a euan befriend him if possible.. and then try to tame him.
Person: gosh why does Euan he drive such a large truck?!
Other person: must be the small dick
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A total a complete nigger, Euans are renowned for having extremely tiny penises, and also having a fetish for fat girls. They often use "Dude, I was high!" or "Dude, I was totally wasted..." as an excuse for doing stupid and / or completely retarded things, such as lying on top of a fat chick in a bush while rubbing their stomach and making out with them. They are often prone to bullshitting, and are not trustworthy friends.
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Gay faggot thinks he’s cool he’s not he’s gay.Usally white and blond total handicaps like to eat knobs.Fat shits.
Oi fatty your such a Euan
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