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(Your-oh’) n.- Europe Urgently Requires Order
Scooter – “Man….friggin stock market dropped 389 points today”
Chuck – “I hear ya Holmes….now it’s Italy….they need some EURO"
austerity
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European girl who wants an american cock, and will stop at nothing to get it. She starts off seeming normal and DTF, but then becomes a stage five clinger. Even showing up at your house and job uninvited, and blowing up your phone everyday. Definitely does not take a hint when trying to avoid, but instead she tries harder, inviting you to movies, and dinner.
Dude that girl totally tuned into a Euro! She showed up at my work and is sitting outside our apartment! Oh wait, she just text me too.
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Money of the Europeans since the use of different country currencies were too much of a hassle to change. Also refered to as "Stupid Play Money" By Vincent Margera(Viva La Bam) and is usually found in Monoply boxs and comes in colors ranging from White, pink, green, orange, yellow and blue.
Bam Margera: "You owe me One Hundread dollars!"
Don Vito: "Fine! hablafijja mujja, takes 'yer stupid play money!"
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A person of primarily European ancestry, regardless of their specific place of birth or passport: a white person. Often distinguishable by one or more of these traits: fair skin, tall stature, a tall narrow straight nose, tall cranium, lactose tolerance, straight hair, blonde ginger or brown hair color, blue green hazel or gray eye color.
Used as a noun, adjective, or prefix.
Ex. 1 "That euro is an excellent dancer!"
Ex. 2 "Much of euro civilization may be explained by cold winter theory."
Ex. 3 "There is no excuse for europhobia."
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The most hardcore training regimen known to man. The style is defined by adding excessively explosive, though arguably not extraneous, movements to common exercises. In addition, the vocalization of the phrase with a slight pause after each word (ex between reps) should be performed for optimal results.
The term was coined by actor/dancer Terry Crews on an episode of My Wife and Kids.
guy1: Yo, wanna go for some EURO TRAINING?
guy2: ... My chest gonna look like yours?
guy1: In-Deed.
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A class taken by naive sophomores and one junior that didn't heed the warnings of the poor souls before them. If you are debating on taking this, I don't recommend it unless you are a god of anti-procrastination. If you do decide to do it, be warned that it WILL leave a bad taste in your mouth for future AP classes. The reason for this is the feeling of futility that surrounds you once you realize that everything you learned about the War of the (fill in the blank) and the Whatever The Fuck Crisis was for nothing apart from that one question on Trivia Crack. Also, if you have a teacher that doesn't lecture the entire year but still expects you to do well on the chapter tests every friday and get a 5 on the AP exam, then you must go to SCHS and be clinically depressed (I'm sorry).
WARNING ** This class will make you question the point of education and life as you know it ** WARNING
First day of school
Mom: Hey son, got any homework tonight?
Son: Yeah, AP Euro
Mom: Oh really? I meant that as a joke, it's the first day of school...
Son: Well, it can't be THAT bad, right?
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Friday, May 6th 2016
I emerged from the testing hall and was filled with a strange but vaguely familiar warmth. What was it, that filled my body so gloriously with rays of strength and euphoria. I opened my faded and bloodshot eyes that hadn't seen anything other than Jackson J. Spielvogel's Western Civilization 9th Edition textbook for 8 months. I gazed at the horizon at a bright but pleasant light.
"Sun..." I whispered aloud, remembering the name of the post Scientific Revolution center of the solar system. My eyes wandered to the fields of trees dotting the horizon, and the numbness I felt from the test began to wear off. I had a new melancholic emptiness inside me, a hole in my heart from the now useless information of the entirety of European history encompassing the later middle ages until the present day. My faded and bloodshot eyes welled with tears of happiness, as though I had finally regained something I had lost a long time ago. I took my first few steps as a new person. I was home now. I was free.
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Hell on earth. Basically you spend an entire year trying to force-feed yourself utter bullshit on Europe's history for the last 700 years. But even that is futile, because you can't retain anything specific from Europe's 920739474+ wars and will fail practically every test. You took it for the "prestigious AP title" but you just ended up fucked sideways by the entire course. It's the bane of your existence as well as your GPA.
AP Euro Student 1: Did you read last night for the quiz today?
AP Euro Student 2: Are you kidding me? No! I haven't opened that book in such a long time. I gave up.
AP Euro Student 1: Me too! High-five!
*Both high-five while sobbing because they are inevitably going to fail*
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