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When faced with the Decision Maker, violently and simultaneously shitting and vomiting, you choose the path of feeling better by quickly cranking one out.
Got hit with the decision maker and thought I was gonna die, but went full evacuation mode and felt a lot better.
Having to get off the toilet faster than desired because one of your young children has to use the potty.
I was a victim of premature evacuation because Timmy needed to use the potty.
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A synonym for explosive diarrhea. Usually occurs after the consumption of shady ass food, drinking more than your ass (literally) can handle, and other fun stuff.
Charlie: "That white castle last night fucked me up. I gotta go use the shitter."
Ross: "Yeah that food demanded for Operation: Evacuation."
Charlie: "Word."
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The physical and psychological weariness that comes from multiple emergency evacuations, such as from six hurricanes hitting the gulf coast in a single season.
“You need to get yourselves up here now!”
“Thank you, but we’re not even in the hurricane’s path anymore, and we have too much evacuation fatigue to spend sixteen hours behind the wheel.”
Codeword for when you have explosive diarrhea. Used when you need to excuse yourself, or explain why you were late.
Ugh brb, I gotta evacuate the dancefloor.
Sorry I'm late! I had to evacuate the dancefloor.
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a trip that starts off by evacuating from a natural disaster, but upon learning that family, home, neighbors are safe, morphs into a mini-vacation.
We left New Orleans because of the impending hurricane but it turned into an Evacu-cation
When a male ejaculates into a women and leaves because he doesn’t want to be stuck with a baby
Bro I gotta ejaculate and evacuate into some girl tonight.
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