even

the funniest word in the english language

the funniest even word because its even pointless and any sentence with it in it would be even fine without it

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Not even

A use of words to express something not true as in “not even”, implying that’s its not even something to assume or guess referring to something, when someone asks, assumes or hypotheses something that’s not even a thing basically..

Are you New York ? I heard you’ve been traveling

No, not even . Traveling yes, from the grocery store to the crack house..

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Evens

He is the sexiest most awesome guy in school will always make you laugh in weird situations but don't ever fuck with him.

"Man Evens is funny also kinda cute I might need to bring by my place later."

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Even

Even is a disease men can get if they spend too much time masturbating.
It causes their penis to fall off, makes them enjoy Donald Duck & Co, and turns their hair red.

"Oh no! I've gotten Even! How will I go on?! I knew I shouldn't have watched that last porno movie!"

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even

something white girls can't do

"She can't even right now!"

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not even

term used mostly by drug dealers, meaning that they do not have any drugs left to sell because they have either:
a.)smoked it all; or
b.)sold them all

Eric: You good, man?
Cory: Not even.

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Not even

A term used by morons to try to convince you of something.

Guy tried to sell me a DVD player in a parking lot once. He didnt have any of the wires or hook ups at all, and he wanted fifty bucks for it. I said no, and he was like "It's not even stolen, man!"

Ever since, I've had a belief that the term "not even" is worthless.

Im not EVEN going to kill you, bitch!

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