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A boner that simply just wont go down
"Yo Mike even after I busted my load I still was hard. Talk about an everlasting boner
A male-to-female transgendered person. A permanent version of the tuck.
He loves tucking so much, I'm surprised he doesn't just go Tuck Everlasting.
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A woman with an oral fixation involving a man's penis, to a fault. Where in, your dick almost never leaves her mouth. She will suck it and suck it and suck it and will never tire...
"Last night my girlfriend gave me roadhead . After I finished, in her mouth, she sucked me dry till we got home; 3 hours later...She is totally The Everlasting Knobslobber!"
mimi everlasting is everything you have ever wanted. mimi everlasting is your knight in shining armor. mimi everlasting is the light of your life
"is that amelia?" "no! her real name is mimi everlasting!"
1.)Someone or something doing everything in his power to prevent someone from making a living.
2.)J.B. Pritzker
I'd love to open up my business and support my family but J.B. Pritzker is an everlasting jobstopper.
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an extremely satisfying sexual action.
1) place your penis in a girls mouth
2) right before you climax shove it in as far as it goes.
3) as you are doing this, pinch her nose so that she has to draw breath in through her mouth and from around your penis.
4) listen to the sound as she chokes and gurgles.
5)thrust into the back of her throat until she throws uo all over your groin.
6) now listen as she struggles for breath with your penis still in her mouth, tasting her own puke.
congratulations you have completed a successful everlasting gobbstopper.
golly gee!! i did an everlasting gobbstopper on my girlfriend last night and her mom yelled at me cause she had to clean up!!!
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a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason
Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.
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