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hick-vill, 'ima gonna ride my tracta down the Exeter Highway'
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A boarding school in Exeter, New Hampshire known for going out and tipping cows over on the weekend because they have nothing better to do. Jealous of Phillips Andover Academy, which has a lower acceptance rate, better academics, a better football record, a larger campus, a better hockey team, and two US presidents (Exeter has one, but it was over 100 years ago). Known for choking themselves with their ties.
Exeter Kid: Dude, Andover sucks! You guys ain't got the Harkness Table!
Andover Scholar: (Choosing Between Harvard and Yale)
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The place where kids who don't get into Andover go to felch each other.
Nick: Why Cletus, where are you going to school?
Cletus: I'm going to exeter.
Nick: My, you'll need lube and a dental dam.
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pretty cool prep school. wicked nice campus. way to many asians who hit on everybody and more drugs that are accessible to the general public. however, Exeter High School is 10x better!
Exeter High at least lives here...
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andover's biggest rival. more a traditional type of boarding school, and known for its "harkness method". although the harkness method may be a different approach to learning, it is actually not that different from any other classroom with the same amount of students. the only reason exeter ends up having smart kids is because...well, 1) they only pick out the smart, driven kids for admission, and 2) they pressure their kids to almost the point of suicide. but most who survive, no doubt, go to nice colleges and enter intellectually challenging careers. well, if you're not one of those slackers that gets drunk and hooks up with those blondes from greenwich.
dan brown went to exeter.
i visited exeter, but the harkness method isnt much differnet from classes in my old school. the stupid people dont talk, the smart people do.
i got into exeter.
gee, i cant wait to start andover in 3 weeks!
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An excellent back-up school if you are applying to Andover.
"My son is applying to Andover, but it's so competitive to get into that we need an easy back-up. Exeter seems perfect for this."
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Actually, Andover is regarded as the best boarding high school in the country - not only academically, but it also boasts well rounded students, unlike Exeter, filled with Asians and their calculators. The ratio of kids that go to Andover instead of Exeter is 7:1, in other words, if 8 get into both, 7 go here. That is a statistical fact.
Andover is wondering what happened to the other 16 kids...
They never saw the light.
Bobby looked around at Exeter and thought he was in China, so he signed up to go to Andover.
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