Sappy Fappy

A sappy fappy is a very sad fap in which a penis-owning person goes to jerk it but then proceeds to cry immediately afterwards because they feel shame from God (( or they just lost their partner and are sad they had to do that themselves )).

The King of the sappy fappy is Ben Harmon from AHS: Murder House who often cries after masturbating, thinking about his broken family.

Guy 1: Yeah man my girl just dumped me and now I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Guy 2: Bro, just go have a sappy fappy and cry it out.

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Fappy Bird

A masturbating version of the game Flappy Bird. Recommended for perverts 12 & up.

John walked in on his roommate playing Fappy Bird in his tube socks.

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Fappy Birthday

A birthday wish of all your realistic dreams coming true: Your hand, and a box of tissues.

Happy Birthday!
Happy B-Day
No, FAPPY birthday! Even better!

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Fappy Hour

Those times during the day, typically after waking up or just before bed where, the want to fap is high.

I got fappy hour before bed.
Did you have fappy hour today?

fappy meal

When an employee of a fast food chain ejaculates in a unknowing customer's meal

The moment Ben saw some white cream dripping out of his hamburger, he realized he had purchased a fappy meal.

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fappy fettuccine

Fappy Fettuccine is the process of having fettuccine and using it jerk off your dick and then feed it to your partner

The Fappy Fettuccine was so good I came back for seconds

Fappy Longstockings

One of the many alternate names given to Harry Potter. Others include Sir Fapalot and Fapps.

Guy 1: Hey guys! Look! It's Fappy Longstockings!
Rest of the group: lol

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