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Derogatory term often used to describe someone who makes farts with such a potent aroma that they could knock someone in the near vicinity on his or her ass. The fartknocker is the producer of said fart, not to be confused with the fartknockee, he who is accosted by the pungent fart.
That greasy kid in the front row is such a fartknocker.
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A wretched person who sits in a bathtub and bites the bubbles caused by underwater methane emanation.
Dude, Billy's breath smells so bad, I swear that dude is a fartknocker.
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a stinging barb used vociferously to debase or demean (usually) a VERY well-deserving target.
That (insert ANY repetitively and consistantly annoying persons name or job title here) is sssssSUCH a ****ing fartknocker
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A stingy, lowly sort of fellow who blows hot air out of his/her rectum. esp. a boss in a sweat-shop
Your boss, Tony, is a real fartknocker.
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1. When having anal sex and the anal o-ring blows out and fart start blowing out while you're pushing.
2. Original origin was used by homosexuals to describe other homosexuals that took it in the butt a lot and got loose.
Last night I was banging the back door out of Nicole and after about 5 minutes I started fartknocking.
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A dancer employed on shitty music videos to detract attention from the lead performer's fat arse, dodgy eye etc.
"Typical of Britney to bring in Mr Buttholio and the twirling fartknockers"
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A wretched post-rectal emission, usually by a disreputable gentleman, that generates oxygen denying, tear jerking stench that permiates throughout an enclosed space
That Hillary is a real fartknocker.
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