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The act of not eating for atleast 24 hours, and then fapping as pay off.
"Gosh, I hate being a muslim, the only way to make fasting tolerable is by ye olde fasturbation motivation.
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The competitive sport of masturbation. The first to ejaculate 1 tablespoon of their own semen is the victor. Cheaters have been known to inject large amounts of foreign semen into their vans deferens. The sport is especially popular among high school douchebags.
"Hey Dad, who won the Fasturbation World Spoon last night?"
"Dick Cox, but Mike Hawk was a close second."
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When you are home alone and fapping and you see someone coming on the driveway but you are so close to cumming and you fap really fast and jizz before they make a knock on the door.
1. Everyone was out of house and I was pleasuring myself, but then i saw my cousin's car and decided to fasturbate.
2. It was late night and i was pleasuring myself but i felt so sleepy and decided to fasturbate instead of giving up.