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Doctors warned of excessive injuries this weekend of fasturbation
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the taking of a quick masturbation break, usually in a public bathroom
Dude, I was in the bathroom before third period, and I was totally exposed to the most vile fasturbation! I could hear this kid moaning through the stall wall!
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rapid sexual self gratification performed during a period of religious abstinence or in-between normal business hours.
im too busy to masturbate i can only manage fasturbation until this workload lets/lents up
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The act of not eating for atleast 24 hours, and then fapping as pay off.
"Gosh, I hate being a muslim, the only way to make fasting tolerable is by ye olde fasturbation motivation.
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1) the act of masturbating when in a hurry
2) masturbation under time-restrictions
my parents were coming home soon so I had to fasturbate
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When a young man takes a break from jerking off. Fasting like a jewish person during Yom Kippur, a fasturbation may take a few days a week or to a more experienced fasturbator up to a month.
Guy 1: dude im sorry ive been so short tempered lately, i've just been in a fasturbation contest with my dad.
Guy 2: its ok man, i understand fasturbation can be one of the most difficult things ever.
Guy 1: it truly is...
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When you masturbate really hard to send yourself to sleep.
When you masturbate really hard because you hear a noise from the building you're in but have to finish.
I heard the keys in the door so I fasturbated
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