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the residue that forms around your nostril shortly after snorting illegal substances.ie; methamphetamine, cocaine, etc.
Before talking to anyone of authority check your nose for a felony ring.
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A nickname given to the great jazz pianist Thelonius Monk due to the friendships he had with cultural rabble rousers like Allen Ginsberg and Timothy Leary.
We love the freedom we feel when Felonious Thelonius sets us on fire!
A stretch of the arms out to the side or over the head done by criminals, usually accompanied with a quick scan of the surrounding area. This is usually done once they know the gig is up, and they are looking to take off on foot.
As soon as the K-9 showed up to the traffic stop, I noticed the dipshit started doing the "felony stretch".
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A large number of Air Freshner Trees hanging in your vehicle in an attempt to cover up the smell of illegal substances.
Even though Mary had a felony forest hanging from the rearview mirror, she was sure the cop could still smell the joint she just smoked minutes ago.
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It's a individual with horrific odors coming from the five toes (phalanges), the five longer bones (metatarsals) and the midfoot. This causes ones socks to be crunchy and stand up on end without any props with an odor that would kill a score of people if used as a biological weapon.
Damn you got some stinky feet Rufus !!!
Rufus has Felony feet!!!
A felony card is shown by a soccer referee to a soccer player who has broken the rules. A yellow felony card is used to caution a player. A red felony card is given when a major felony is committed, or when a player has accumulated two yellow felony cards.
Thanks buddy for the real nice soccer. Don't want no felony cards. Just kick that soccer ball.
where you can get pussy, money weed and of course meth. located in the SE region of Portland, Or. This place is white boy felon capitol. hit the pipe and the pussy in felony flats.
I was gettin head while smokin shards in felony flats. felony flats got the cracker jack felons
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