Fiddle

What rednecks call a violin.

Somewhere in Houston, TX
'My, what a nice violin you have there!'
'Viowhat? This here's a fiddle, ma'am.'

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on the fiddle

an irish phrase denoting the act of underhandedly accepting a bribe for services rendered.

that rompf must be on the fiddle; how else could he afford unused condoms?

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Fiddle

A gathering of 4 or more gingers in close vicinity. Each individual ginger is referred to as a "string"

"Check out all of the gingers here, 1 more string and we'll have a fiddle."

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Fiddles

Another way of saying 'Fiddler on the roof' which often refers to a short person who plays a violin on the roof.

Fiddles can also mean a short person.

Aye Fiddles, you gotta drink some milk to grow taller

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Fiddle

To simultaneously jerk off a guy with the left hand and finger a girl with the right, imitating the playing of a fiddle. Can be performed by either sex.

"Oh man, your sister totally fiddled me and your mom last night! She was hitting that G-note!"

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Fiddles

Probs the best nicest person in the world, maybe cusses a lot but we don't know for sure. But everyone knows who he is and lots love him

"Man, Fiddles•exe is soo amazing, I mean he has a big ol' snifferdoodle and a poofy head and everything"
Homie I disagree with you; not really a big fan of him, but we will stick to our opinions and likings and not cause a riot
"Yeah!"

Fiddle

A males penis. Used when discussing penises with with out using the word 'penis'.

Did you see the size of Drew's Fiddle? It was huge!

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