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A hard days work on Friday. A busy Friday night, when things go wrong. overwhelmed on a Friday.
Are you ready for Fist Fuck Friday (FFF)?
This is going to be a Fist Fuck Friday!
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What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.
Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget!
Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!
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The amazing feat of having a fist in ones anus.
"Holy crap"
"What?"
"You know Mike right?"
"Yes"
"Well I told him U of M rules and the Spartans stink."
"Why are you limping?"
"Well um. I got Fist fucked in the fart box, dry. No lube"
"AWE SICK!"...and you let him"
"I DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE, he loves the Spartans, he went full psycho."
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I was just chatting with his bitch, and he started fist-fucking my face!
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1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.
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John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!
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John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?
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John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!
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An amazing oriental-looking font that people sometimes download just for its awesome name.
*browsing dafont.com*
*sees Hong Kong Fist Fuck on the list*
*downloads it just to see the look on my boss's face*
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When someone does something really stupid.
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