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Flab

A type of fat that quivers sickeningly, especially exhibited by old men who believe themselves fit because they are thin.

Distinct from chub, which is relatively desirable and frequently chased.

Flab is also found around the jowls of truly fat fuckers

My scrawny dad has flabby moobs

by Frog Jacuzzi July 15, 2009

36πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Flab

To screw up

Person 1: Dang, you really know how to flab something man..

Person 2: I know. I didn't mean to screw up so badly

by WhatsUpHomie August 25, 2015


flabs

rolls of fat on the stomach area looking like abs but fat instead of muscle

Gigi:Omg,did you see Austin’s abs!
Regan:Girl,those were def flabs...

by girlypop600 June 6, 2020


flabs

A man or woman who appears to have abs, but when close enough, it is just their body fat. Their body fat may even have taken the form of abs.

Frat boy #1: "Check out the belly on that chick. She must work out."
Frat boy #2: "No, dude, Can't you tell? It's just flabs."

by VeggieLizzieeee October 23, 2010

10πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


flab

flab is an acronym for "fucking lazy ass bitch".

after six months of marriage cindy turned out to be the queen of flab.

by tellitizaman September 5, 2010

14πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


FLAB

It is an acronym for Funckin' Lazy Ass Bitch.

My wife is a complete FLAB!

by Nivek D. May 31, 2007

31πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


flab

an acronym for:
Fucking Lame Ass Bastard

Coined by "Butch"

You're a flab

Get that Flab away from me

by spary winsor April 23, 2005

42πŸ‘ 125πŸ‘Ž