To collapse onto a sofa or couch in and fall into a semi-awake state
"Someone help John just fell over a died"
"Nah he's not dead he's just flodging
Prostitute: What, ain't you never seen a pussy since you came out of one?
Customer: Yes, but i've never seen such a flodge big enough for me to get back into!
An annoying friend that really bugs you, but you like anyways
Cody: Jimmy quit poking me. your such a flodge