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Flying Monkey

a 40 Oz (typically a fine Olde English 800) that is consumed to the neck and red bull is added. Consume fully and enjoy the effects. This monkey's got wiiings.

Why is Cam running around in the snow totally naked?

Oh, it's okay, he just had one too many flying monkeys >0<

by J0wNaGe January 12, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flying Monkey Shits

self explanatory

Those burritos gave me a terminal case of the flying monkey shits...bathroom is quarantined for the next hour!!

by noseed August 28, 2021

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


small purple flying monkey

A small-purple-flying monkey is a monkey that eats peoples heads then vomits them up and then regurgitate them back onto their lifeless bodies.

ARGH A SMALL PURPLE FLYING MONKEY JUST BIT MY HEAD OF

by smallpurpleflyingmonkey August 14, 2015

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome)

When people (usually people of power; bosses, parents, etc) are obviously/blatantly making things/shit up - You can almost see Flying Monkey's coming out of their ass!!

Oh I see Flying Monkey's; and they are coming out of your ass. FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome)

by mbinsane February 3, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


flying monkey falcon punch

(noun) While engaging in anal sex with a woman, the male inserts either hand into the vagina, and proceeds to vigorously masturbate his own penis through the vaginal/anal membrane.

"Hey mate, you look happy... What happened last night?"

"I delivered a mean flying monkey falcon punch to the MRS last night!"

"Aww... shit yeah bro! High five!"

by ScottyMate February 3, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flying monkey's chuff nut

refers to a furry appendage of the simian family, to be used as an expression of indifference or an absence of concern.

i.e. 'I couldn't give a "Flying monkey's chuff nut" what you think'

by pinkcity November 15, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Purple Flying Monkey Humper

Someone who fornicates with purple flying monkeys. That have orginated from a very bad acid trip.

Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night.

Purple Flying Monkey Humper

by jacksalot July 12, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž