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Idiot Fonde

One of if not the ugliest human beings ever created. This idiot Fonde dead looks like a sloth and has horse shit for breath and also lets not forget about how your eyebrows are longer than your haircut and one last thing, NICE BRACES!

Oh look it’s the ugliest kid ever, idiot Fonde.

by Luther1 April 8, 2019


FOND

fond = F Off n Die

Opening or closing of text, most often used as a single respone. Or: " Tell them to fond"

by Sara Belle Palsy June 21, 2018

1πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Make fondness

Sex in which there is a genuine expression of mutual affection but you're not in love and don't expect to ever be.

Not only was Milana one of my best friends, we loved to make fondness on cold winter nights when we were both single.

by ApricotFields July 2, 2020


Affectionate Fonds

Someone who adores being in a romantic or sexual relationship with someone. And by your side.

A beloved boy with that girl. They're a sincere good couple. He must have affectionate fonds for her deeply.

Don't call me a fuckboy dumbass. Unlike you, affectionate fonds is what I'll give for a woman if I love her that much.

by Affectionate Fonds July 30, 2018


Turbo-fond

A level of surpressed appreciation and adoration that explosively exceeds all others.

The Swedish professor had always been fond of him, but what she didn't realize is that in a short period of time her feelings would grow and she would become TURBO-FOND of him.

by Brothalove August 19, 2009

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


cheeky fond

A phrase used to describe someone who is cheeky, arrogant, brazen, taking a lend in their attitude. Could also be used to describe someone doing a brazen act.

She’s just asked me for a cigarette when she has some herself, she’s proper cheeky fond!

by MissPants85 May 8, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Fond du Lac

The town of Fond du Lac, WI, is midsized at about 42,000 residents. Located at the southern tip of Lake Winnebago, the city is midway between Green Bay and Milwaukee in the Fox River Valley.

Its name French for "Foot of the Lake," Fond du Lac might be better described as "Armpit of the Midwest." The modest, weathered lighthouse (which serves also as the town's symbol) at the town's Lakeside Park stands as a metaphor for the time-worn, antiquated value system that largely drives Fond du Lac's people and politics.

The city's primary news source is The Fond du Lac Reporter, a publication comprising part-time housewives turned reporters and news stories as bland as its readers. With headlines frequently no more intriguing than "It Snowed. A Lot," it is no wonder Fond du Lac's citizens have taken to entertaining themselves with hearty helpings of Bill O'Reilly and liver crushing volumes of alcohol.

At the end of the day, Fond du Lac stands not only as a champion of the mediocre and non-questioning, but also as a haven for rednecks, third rate thugs and nicotine stained bottle blondes. The few acceptions to the FDL rule stand out as brave warriors fighting in a losing battle against crack addled pizza delivery persons, alcoholic schoolteachers and men who choose to wear their No Fear t-shirts tucked in, thank you very much.

So for your next vacation, consider Fond du Lac, WI, where our motto is "Hey, at least we're not Sheboygan."

"Where did you get arrested last night?"

"Fond du Lac."

by Johnny Sparkle August 18, 2006

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