Foodie

A person who thinks they know everything about food and the origins of food. Usually these people have zero experience actually cooking and also dealing with the stress of a real restaurant environment. They'll create blogs for themselves to create a sense of self worth, often this isn't there real job. These are the same types that hang out at pretentious expensive coffee lounges. They totally destroy a layman's love of food and makes the average person feel like crap for going out to eat.

Foodie: This is totally going onto my blog (takes selfie with dish)
Normal Person: Walks by takes the dish and smashes it of their table and laughs.

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Foodies

Food stamps/food stamp card. EBT.

Clerk: How are you going to be paying for this today?
Customer: With my foodies, and cash for the rest.

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foody

A pretentious person who thinks they know more about food than they really do.

That joker calls herself a foody, but she’d never be able tell the difference between Kraft Dinner and pasta made from scratch with a homemade six-cheese sauce.

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Foody

A common misspelled rendition of "foodie."

Foodie:A fat kid pretentious enough to think up a special word to describe their desperate longing for anything to shove down their face. They'll often claim to be "food enthusiasts" or to have "refined tastes," but they're usually lying.

"I got tired of telling people I had a 'glandular problem,' so I decided to start calling myself a foody instead. It frees me of those negative connotations and leaves me to be become as lardy as I see fit."

--You

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Foodie

Somebody who generally loves food of all different kinds, and likes to try new foods. Some foodies don’t actually have a favorite food, because they really can’t decide.

I’m a foodie.

What’s your favorite food?
I don’t have one. I really can’t decide!

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Foodie

Someone who thinks they know all about food and cuisine but they actually don't know shit.

Boy: Hey, Marc is a total foodie
Girl: I know right!!!
Boy: Will you marry me??
Girl: lol NO

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foody

a surface covered by miscellany, unidentifiable bits of food particles.

All my lazy, couch potato roommate ever does is sit watching tv with his fingers in a snack box while wearing a foody wife beater.

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