fossilized

The state after being fucked so hard, a girl lays in bed motionless like a fossil afterward

Dude I fossilized Cindy so hard last night she couldn't get up for work this morning

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FOSSIL

FOSSIL is a standard for allowing serial communication for telecommunications programs under DOS. FOSSIL stands for Fido Opus Seadog Standard Interface Layer and was made by a group of Fidonet sysops to allow software work on different machines.

I installed a new FOSSIL driver for my BBS!

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fossilizing

the act of napping so frequently that you feel like youre going to calcify and turn into a fossil.

It's three in the afternoon, time for fossilizing.

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fossiled

Getting posterized in basketball

Guy 1: Holy shit! Lebron fossiled him
Guy 2: Daaaaaaam he got fossiled

Fossiling

When someone goes back and likes your old photos, bringing them back to the newsfeed.

fossilingflashback throwback

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Fossils

1. A rare inbred child whos passtimes are digging for fossils and playing soccer

Fossils is hardcore

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fossilized

When someone has smoked too much weed and passes out for hours.

Man that bitch is fuckin' fossilized.

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