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A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.
Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"
Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."
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Venus 2000 its the next best thing.
Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.
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When an uncircumcised dude pulls his foreskin back using nothing but the force.
"The hands-free pullback is my signature"
The act of butt fucking somebody whilst standing up
“Yo did you hear Brad gave Mary a hands free prostate exam, that pretty freaky”
Me: *goes to Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station*
You: *is uncool*