Fruit salad

When several different guys wear flavored condoms and stand in a circle whilst a girl goes around sucking each of their dicks.

Guy1: Dude what'd you do last night?

Guy2: Me and a couple of other guys stood in a circle and wore flavored condoms whilst Kayla went around sucking our dicks,Its called a fruit salad

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Fruit Salad

A substitute word for sex. Usually used while texting friends to gloat that you just had sex without flat out saying it, just in case parental units get a hold of their phone.

Friend 1: Hey, where are you? Wanna play Skyrim?
Friend 2: Fruit salad. May be a while.
Friend 1: Oh, never mind then.

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Fruit Salad

a mans whose mother slept with many men of many races

i dont know who my father was, i am a real fruit salad

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Fruit Salad

Any assortment of gay people. This means they can be of different ethnicities, from different countries, whatever. It can even be another name for a Pride Parade. I don't mean to offend, because I myself am gay.

Friend 1: "Hey, do you see that fruit salad over there? Totally interesting!"
Friend 2: "Yeah. I've never seen many gay people from different races before."

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Fruit Salad

A gay sex position when in an orgy, genitals are just rubbed together

Jim: Hey dude I bet that guy had some fruit salad last night
Paul: no way dude. He's straight

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Fruit Salad

Is when you ejaculate in a girls face and then throw cut up bits of fruit at her.

Fruit Salad

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Fruit Salad

Kissing multiple people at the same time, all with Jolly Ranchers in their mouth. I know, it sounds weird.
Who do you want to make fruit salad with?

"I had fruit salad yesterday."

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