(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.
Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!
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'Well fuck me in the ass, right?' is something you would use when something just isn't going swell.
Rach: my texting got turned off..
Fwing: hey, well fuck me in the ass, right?
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When something is so good you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.
"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Sally! These cupcakes are fucking bomb!!!"
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A phrase used to demonstrate lots of excitement and eagerness.
Jerry: Did you hear? Linda is getting married!
Ron: FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME JERRY! That's Terrific!
When something is so gay you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.
"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland! These noobs are fucking shit!!!"
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when your dad forcefully inserts his penis into your anus cavity while stapling your testicles together while you gasp for air, choking on your own pre cum
fuck me in the ass daddy oh yes was amazing last night
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something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in
Guy 1: *silence*
Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny
Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here
Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something
Guy 1: ok then