the extent to which something is damged.
the amount of paint chipped off of a bike pedal.
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To fuck with someone, or literally, fuck with someone.
Guy: "Hey, you need some fuckage in your life!"
Girl: "I dont need any fuckage. Don't fuckage with me!"
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Fuckage is all the things that that make it a pain in the ass when doing something .
The sum total of those things that make you say "FUCK" out of flustration.
This would be easy to do if it wasn't for all the fuckage in the way.
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When A Male Sticks His Wad Between Two Melon Sized Fuck Balls And Cums All Over The Bitches Chest With Splatter Everywhere And Red Titties.
John Titty Fuckaged The Shit Out Of Jane Yesterday, She Got Her Titties Played With.
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An word that someone uses when they makes a mistake, that people can't forget or keeps bring up.
Fuckagee I made a mistake get over it.
A unit of measurement used to determine how much fuck is currently in any given situation, whether it be literal sexual intercourse or figuratively, as profanity.
Ex 1: Guy: *walks in on orgy* βWoah! Thatβs a lot of fuckage!β
Ex. 2: Guy 1: βBro my girl is pregnant! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck what do I do man?β
Guy 2: βHey man calm down. Take a deep breath, ease off the fuckage.β