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a guy that fucks above his station in life.
Dude, did you see that babe he was with? She is hot AND her dad owns Hilton. He is such a fuck up guy.
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This means that a person is so cool, swagged out and put together, that they must get a lot of attention/interest from other people and may have lots of sexual partners.
"Wow look at him, that guy FUCKS!"
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Having dangerous unprotected sex with homeless guys. Mostly done for charity.
I'm fucking homeless guys to boost up my resume for applying for a job at a local non profit.
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When your best friends go do something awesome without inviting you or even considering your existence.
"You guys went to see the movie without me...how could you guy fuck me like that?" or "Yea, we guy fuck Emil so much because he is annoying"
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This expression is used to describe a person who, while appearing to be the antethesis of everything cool, hot or sexy, nevertheless gets laid more than a veteran pornstar.
It is a lable reserved only for those who are the top 1% in terms of both frequency of sex and number of sexual partners. It isn’t enough that they get laid more than one would expect. No. The person must be getting laid in amounts far in excess of anything beyond comprehension.
What’s more, the lable is only appropriate if person to whom the lable is directed is completely unassuming or apparently beta. It’s not enough that the person gets laid a lot. They have to get laid a lot and equally appear to be the exact opposite of someone who ever gets laid.
Ron: George Costanza is short, fat, bald, nerd. I wonder if he has ever been laid.
Jerry: You’re kidding right!? That Guy Fucks! That guy has fucked over a thousand girls.
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The character Jared on the show Silicon Valley, is a weird quirky nerdy modest by-the-book prude. The character is the complete opposite of someone who appears to regularly have sex. In fact, the character is almost a romantic who is likely to have a single life-long partner. His friends and co-workers have no clue that Jared has a secret life of Fucking until it is revealed several seasons later that “this guy fucks.” When the main character shows up to Jared’s apparently he finds him inundated with pussy. Told ya! “This Guy Fucks!”
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Phrase. The first words that usually exit my mouth whenever I discover Urban Dictionary editors chose not to publish my submission. Also applicable when directed to your crappy football team, kids who won't let you into their secret club, and your television when you're drunk and Erin Esurance won't make out with Keira Knightley.
Urban Dictionary editors chose NOT to publish your submission which you worked very hard on. Instead, they have killed all your friends and burned down a pet cemetary. Ha-ha.
"MAN, FUCK YOU GUYS!"
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A way to describe something that's really, really gay.
'Fucking' can be replaced with 'Blowing' as well.
"80s metal videos were gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys."
-patton oswalt
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